Bert Hana Movies
- 2022
Pirates Down the Street II: The Ninjas from Across
Pirates Down the Street II: The Ninjas from Across6.5092022HD
The pirates feel right at home in Sandborough, but the atmosphere cools right down when the ninjas come to live in the street. After all, pirates and...
- 2010
New Kids Turbo
New Kids Turbo6.42010HD
Five friends from 'Maaskantje' are getting fired because of the economic crisis. They decide that they won't pay for anything anymore.
- 2022
Stromboli
Stromboli5.42022HD
Haunted by memories of her broken marriage and a fight with her daughter, a woman joins an intense self-help retreat when her vacation goes awry.
- 2016
In My Father's Garden
In My Father's Garden6.32016HD
The story of a loving man and father who falls under the influence of an extremely orthodox Protestant sect. He sacrifices everything and everyone to...
- 2013
Bros Before Hos
Bros Before Hos6.1992013HD
Because of a bad marriage of their parents, two brothers Jules and Max made a pact never to get into a relationship with a woman. Therefore, they...
- 2020
Pirates Down the Street
Pirates Down the Street5.72020HD
When a pirate family's arrival shakes up a coastal town, the kids next door offer to help them blend in and fight a bitter rival.
- 2015
Dummie the Mummy and the Sphinx of Shakaba
Dummie the Mummy and the Sphinx of Shakaba5.42015HD
Dummie realizes that he is not as famous as his father, an ancient pharaoh, so he decides to rely more on himself and enters a special contest with...
- 2020
Jackie & Oopjen
Jackie & Oopjen62020HD
12-year-old Jackie has made Amsterdam's Rijksmuseum, where her mom works, her second home. While wandering around after hours, Oopjen from...
- 2017
The Cache
The Cache5.52017HD
Highly intelligent hacker Lillian joins a cybersecurity company in order to gain access to the bank where her father used to work. She discovers...
- 2013
97%
97%7.12013HD
A man tries to track down a potential love interest on a crowded train using a smartphone app.
- 2011
A Curious Conjunction of Coincidences
A Curious Conjunction of Coincidences62011HD
Three completely unconnected incidents lead to a explosive climax in the heart of the city of Amsterdam.
- 2004
Picture This!
Picture This!42004HD
Young Karel buys his first mobile phone, with digital camera, and discovers unexpected possibilities to make his sexual fantasies come true. A...
- 2018
Bon Bini Holland 2
Bon Bini Holland 26.22018HD
Robertico is living in Curacao with Noella Maduro. While he is preparing to ask her to marry him, something happens to Ken Maduro, Noella's dad....
- 2003
Irmgards Delight
Irmgards Delight22003HD
Han van Vloten, a shy boy, has a big problem in the gym room of the school. He must get over that buck in front of him. And there's yet another...
- 2020
Bosrandgeluk
Bosrandgeluk02020HD
- 2022
The Camp
The Camp02022HD
Thirty-year-old Robin leaves the city to go to a logging camp for a few days. But is it a logging camp or a men's camp? Robin is seen as an intruder,...
- 2022
Kun Je Wisselen?
Kun Je Wisselen?02022HD
When Owen's girlfriend asks him for a "roze koek" (a Dutch pastry, "pink cake"), a quest follows past guards at the candy machine, at the changing...
- 2012
Ballast
Ballast02012HD
Between the rural green meadows and pink cakes guests gather for a romantic wedding. Master of ceremonies Ellen tries to make this an unforgettable...
- 2020
Before Bedtime
Before Bedtime02020HD
Before bedtime is the worst time of the day for Duco, a 12-year-old boy. Only one way seems to remain to permanently put an end to this.
- 2010
Sugar
Sugar5.92010HD
Bert's scantily dressed neighbour downstairs, Klaasje, comes by to borrow a cup of sugar, the old clichéd situation with a quite possibly...